Infrequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of films will 9AF produce?  
A: Nice ones. Really nice. With three brand new colours.  

Q: According to the laws of physics, can a bumble bee actually fly?  
A: Yes of course. I’ve seen them flying. Haven’t you?  

Q: Why 'Nine Acre Films'?  
A: It's a closely guarded secret. 

Q: Does a cuckoo lay her own eggs? 
A: No, she gets another bird to do that for her. 

Q: How Amazing is Ray? 
A: Not very.  

Q: What do you think you are playing at? 
A: That’s rhetorical. 

Q: Does your film have goats in it?  
A: Glad you asked, yes it does.